jean ralphio, STOP CRYING
siri is so good to me

siri is so good to me

Nintendo sure had a twisted idea of what constituted a normal level CPU player in the year 2002

guess what I was greeted with when I went to check on this monster

guess what I was greeted with when I went to check on this monster

OUR LEVel NORMAL CPU YOSHI HAS THREEEE STARS I HATE THIS GAME

FOUR’!!!!!!!!! HE HAS FOUR STARS!!!!!!!’nnnnnnnn WHERE AM I

olivia has made it to the star THREE TIMES and every time she didn’t have enough coins

OUR LEVel NORMAL CPU YOSHI HAS THREEEE STARS I HATE THIS GAME

dykescully:

annabuttgish:

dykescully:

mulder running in a crop top with a lil alien on it

image

nice

DONE

I’m currently yelling “I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME” ala Mac on it’s always sunny talking about chardee macdennis at mario party 4

me and olivia just broke into a “i’m on a boat” singalong and my brother stared at us like we were crazy and I just spat “what, do you not remember 2008?”

me and olivia and my brother are playing mario party and my brother lost a 1 vs 3 minigame and then there was a disc read error so we had to reset it and my brother goes “don’t tell anyone but I may have done that with my mind” omg

the dog that im dog sitting won’t poop!!!!!!!!! >:-(

bananasandguavas:

loose paintings w/ google street view